Who takes a random picture after a commissary trip? ME, because I needed my cherry coke fix! |
I would never exotic dancer to get a cherry coke. I would simply panhandle for a few hours on the side of the road for enough change to purchase said soda and then proceed to the closest convenient store.
I can stop anytime I want to. Except if I do that I get major migraines and turn into a queen biatch for a few days. BUT if you're willing to put up with that and I'm willing to put up with a throbbing headache and massive irritation towards any living soul, then yes I can stop anytime.
And lastly, at least I'm not a meth addict.
While on the subject of my obvious cherry coke addiction (side note: when leaving a previous job for a better opportunity, my going away present was a 12 pack of cherry coke....how sad is it that people noticed and how sad that I was genuinely excited about the gift) I'm trying to cut back and have actually not had a cherry coke in 5 days or any soda product. In the mornings I'm drinking coffee and water for lunch.
I'm hoping soon I won't be addicted to the caffeine and can drink plain ole good for you water all day long.
I love that you made "exotic dancer" a verb. It was awesome. I love Cherry coke too...but I'm not obsessed. Sometimes I tell people about how you will drink coke in the morning and how your eyes water...they don't know how to respond to that.
ReplyDeleteLove you! -Spaz